Quack(kwak)(noun):An untrained person who pretends to be a doctor
The patient was surprised to know that his family doctor was actually a quack.
Bucolic(byoo-kol-ik)(adjective):relating to or suggestive of typical rural life
Highly stressed urban executives in cities are increasingly looking at bucolic idylls to spend their holidays.
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